Our morning routine now starts with toilet-time and then change in fresh clothes and readying for breakfast. This always means that I put on Dora, he will hand me the ‘mote’ and tell me to put it on, expectantly swiveling towards the telly, smile at the ready as stars start dancing as a cue to Dora jumping in the frame. Then we have Dora on ALL THE DAY. He will play around, jump on sofa, throw his breakfast down his high-chair, spill water, throw a tantrum or two, have me run after him to coax some food in his mouth, paint the walls with ‘shirkaals’ with his ‘kayyon,’ throw cushions down on the floor, take out his toys and make a nice obstacle course in the living room among other things…all with Dora in the background, occasionally he will glance at the screen to confirm his beloved is continuing her adventures.
Much as I held a child’s telly watching in uttermost disdain, I am now forced to bear with Dora through my days. It makes my life somewhat easier as I have since realized that she can be something of a babysitter for Saif as I work in the kitchen. And she also teaches things. All trees are ‘jungun’ so says Tyke, after he saw Dora and Boots navigate the mixed up jungle…then there are ‘muddy mountains’ ‘Balloonos’ and ‘Shwipee’ and ‘I Sheem’ as well. And the counting…uno dous tres.
Tyke can identify numbers from one to nine (we haven’t graduated to two digits yet, he is only two years after all)…in order, at random; he will be talking him out for a walk and he would go ‘aaitt’…when in mood he also counts the lift’s descent to the ground floor on our return to the apartment. However I did not realize Dora’s efficacy as a babysitter till we got him an abacus from Ikea (it was a bribe, I confess, to keep him busy and help us browse around in some peace)…he sat in the shopping cart and started counting…in Spanish…Kuno, dos, twais, kaatro,sinko, sies!
All said and done though, Dora can only contain a pre-schoolers energy levels this much. Today as I left Tyke in Dora and Boots’ care and did the dishes, I heard him shouting ‘fooono’ came in the living room to find my cell ringing and Tyke climbing atop the tv cabinet, on tip toes, reaching for our fancy shmancy wall clock! I brought him down and looked him in the eye (no more chockate eyes) and told it was not to be done. Then I went back to the kitchen and returned as I heard an ominous thud…he had climbed up again, brought down the clock and in the eight seconds it took me to come running from the kitchen, set himself on the floor to dismember the clock!
Guess Dora will have to be fired.